Sunday, February 15, 2009

Evolution Sunday

Happy Evolution Sunday! Or Happy Darwin Sunday! Over 1,000 churches around the country are celebrating Darwin today. Organized by a professor from Butler University, Michael Zimmerman, Evolution Sunday is growing every year. This is the 200th anniversary of Darwin's birth and his Origin of Species was published 150 years ago. Check out the Clergy Letter Project on Google if you want to see who is celebrating and some of the sermons being preached to bridge the gap between the Bible and Darwin.

My question is how many churches dedicate one Sunday a year to Creation? Not just a sermon in praise of the great Creator (that should happen much more than once a year) but a sermon that explains that "In the beginning, in six days, God created the heavens and the earth and all that in them is (Gen 1:1, and Exodus 20:11)" are still the most scientific explanation of where we came from.

I was reading a book called Counterknowledge yesterday. He is blasting Americans for buying and believing things that are demonstrably not true. He attacks the 9/11 conspiracy theorists, the daVinci Code, the Chinese discovered America in 1491, Alternative medicine, the Book of Mormon, Afrocentric history books, and Creation. He views the world through a modernist view that science can determine absolute truth, challenging the post-modern "believe what you want" and the pre-modern "believe what God said."

But what bothers me is that most Christians really can't defend their beliefs intelligently. We are told to be "ready to give a reason for the hope that is within us." But our hope is based on the reliability of God's Word, the omnipotence of the Creator, the fallenness of man, and the redemption of God. If we can't defend God's Word and the Creation, than we have sidelined ourselves in the modern world. And if we can't defend the existence of an absolute truth, we have sidelined ourselves in a postmodern world. Either way, we will not be storming the gates of hell.

This isn't very cohesive, just some frustrated thoughts.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Just some diversionary thoughts

I had an idea for a story a while back, and now it sounds like I am imitating life. I think this could make a great novel, but I don't think I could do it. Here are the Cliff's Notes for my first novel.

The revival started because of the election of '08. Christians had their choice of an extremely liberal politician, a moderately liberal politician, and a bevy of politicians who couldn't win. Frustration led to low turnouts and the election of the most liberal choice. In despair, someone suggested prayer. Emails started going out suggesting that every American pray for their country at the same time. Soon the country had been blanketed with the idea, and people started doing it. Wherever you were, whatever you were doing, when the time came to pray, you stopped and prayed for just 5 minutes for the country with every (well with a large number of) Christians in America.

Prayer worked! Non-Christians became curious about all this praying, and asked questions -- some got saved. Christians prayed more and became more enthusiastic about being a Christian. And God heard, and began to "heal their land."

As the revival spread, two things changed about America. The first was the church. Churches grew. Their members were more on fire. Those were the kinds of things to be expected. But this revival started with an email and grew on the Internet. Churches found that many of their members were attending from around the world with live streaming. Podcasts of the services were being downloaded by the tens of thousands.

Something else that hadn't been expected was the reaction of professionals who were finding Christ and the Bible for the first time. They were asking "How does being a Christian change how I do my job? Does God talk about being a doctor? a lawyer? a teacher? a soldier? a stock broker? a salesman? a scholar? a psychologist or counselor? a computer programmer? a scientist?" And the church didn't have the answer. But they did have the solution. Small groups of Christians from various professions gathered to study the Bible and find answers to the challenges they were facing. Many of them gathered in fast food restaurants or Starbucks. Others noticed what was happening and joined. They soon found Christ as well. Other groups used online conference software and met from around the country to study. Soon Christians were changing their professional world and becoming an intellectual force to be reckoned with for the first time since the Reformation.

The other thing that changed was America's political scene. It began in 2010 during the congressional races. A number of politicians ran as Christians. Some were Republicans, some were Democrats, and some were Independents. During the 2012 Presidential race, the Christians were faced with a very liberal politician, a fairly liberal politician, and a very conservative politician who couldn't win. They finally voted their convictions and the politician who couldn't win gained 10% of the vote. The very liberal politician won the Presidency and then discovered that the world had changed. Congress was made up of about 1/3 traditional Democrats, 1/3 traditional Republicans, and 1/3 Christians from both parties who refused to voted party when Biblical principles were at stake. The Democrats and Republicans joined into the Democratic Republicans (and Jefferson rolled over in his grave). The Christians united into the Biblical Party.

During the Presidential race, the revival hit talk radio. With talent on loan from God now dedicated to God, talk radio no longer had one half of it brain tied behind its back. The discussion that had gone on in small group Bible studies were now on the radio three hours a day and more.

By 2014, the Bible Party controlled both houses of Congress. The government almost came to a standstill, as the President vetoed almost every bill from Congress and Congress ignored his liberal agenda.

Finally in 2016, an openly Biblical candidate took office as President, narrowly defeating the Democratic-Republican. The Biblical candidate, President HDH, backed by a majority in both houses, began to remodel America using a Biblical worldview.
1. Dismantled the Department of Education, returning education to the States and local communities. The Secretary of Education was just an information disseminator.
2. Over 8 years replaced the entire tax structure with a 10% sales tax on everything but food and used items. No business taxes, estate taxes, etc.
3. Over 8 years welfare was eliminated and HDH put the pressure on the churches and individual Christians to support the poor or help them overcome their problems
4. Held a public debate on Creation- Evolution on prime time TV/radio using the best minds on both sides so the whole country had a chance to determine the truth
5. Proposed an eleven amendment for the bill of rights -- the Right to Life
6. Etc.

Noah's Ark: A Big Topic

One of my pet peeves is the failure of most Christian publishers to get Noah's Ark right. I'm not talking about the shape, because we really don't know what shape it was. I'm talking about the size that the Bible clearly tells us. Here are the verses from the KJV.

Genesis 6:14 Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. 15 And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of : The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits. 16 A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it.


The Bible tells us that the ark was 300 x 50 x 30 cubits. A cubit is the distance from the elbow to the tip of the middle finger. Of course it varies from person to person, but Bible scholars believe that it is between 17.5 and 24 inches. I use 18 inches which is on the small side. That means the ark was 450x75x45 feet. With three floors, there is a total floor space of 101,000 square feet. That means you could fit 50 houses with 2,000 sq. ft. each into the ark. According to various authors there was enough volume for between 500 and 550 railroad stock cars. A walk around the perimeter of the ark would be about 1.5 mile.

Let's design a model ark to help us picture it. If Noah was six foot tall and our model Noah is just 2 inches tall, how big is our model ark? (By the way, this is a 1/36 scale model.) Our model will be 12.5 feet long, 2 ft 1 in wide, and 1 ft 3 in tall. An adult giraffe would be just 5.6 inches high at this scale. A mouse would be .1-.2 inches long. Snakes would range from .1 inch to 8.3 inches. I hope these comparisons help.

To really get the feel for the ark, go to a large parking lot and measure off the full size ark. Then walk around it a few times. You'll become more sympathetic for Noah.

So the ark was big. Was it big enough for all the animals? Stay tuned.